Paradoxical Project Manager

Description: We're looking for a Paradoxical Project Manager to oversee the development of our latest ventures, which defy conventional logic and linear progression. You'll be responsible for bringing projects to completion before they've begun, managing budgets that fluctuate across different realities, and coordinating teams who may not exist yet. This role is perfect for a strategic thinker who thrives on the impossible.

Requirements: Impeccable problem-solving skills, experience with pre-emptive decision-making, and a sense of humor about the futility of cause and effect.