Reality Anchor Technician

Description: The Reality Anchor Technician is our first line of defense against dimensional drift. You'll be responsible for maintaining the stability of our current reality, ensuring that the laws of physics remain constant and that our corporate headquarters doesn't accidentally slip into a parallel universe. This role requires meticulous attention to detail and a calm demeanor under pressure.

Requirements: Certification in Applied Metaphysics, extensive knowledge of multiversal theory, and experience with reality-stabilization protocols.